This article was originally published on RomanticFeed
We all know that the online dating world is filled with a lot of creepy people. Thankfully, some users know how to put the creeps in their rightful place. If you have ever used a dating website, we can say for sure that you had to deal with some really lousy pick-up lines. And let's not forget how some users ask for nudes without any shame whatsoever. So, here is a collection of images that show how some clever people gave some truly savage replies to those awful pick-up lines that we're all sick of. Go grab some popcorn first because this is going to be super fun.
Touché
So this guy could come up with a simple question like "what are you doing tonight?" or "are you free tonight?"
But he wanted to appear funnier and we all can see what happened to him. She nuked him with an epic response and we kind of feel a bit sorry for him. There's no coming back for him now.
Intellectual Burn
Well, well, well...What do we have here? She was preparing to judge him according to his height, so it’s only fair that he be allowed to judge her according to her weight, right?
Or you think he should've asked about her height as well? But what's the fun in that, right?
You Get What You Ask For
We have seen so many "you get what you ask for" memes, but this one is pretty hilarious. We have to give a standing ovation to this lady's sense of humor.
By the way, every girl out there needs to come up with such a response to creeps like this person.
The Corniness Hurts Us
We have to admit that it was kind of sweet, but there are times when such lines don't pay off at all.
The person who responded to the pick-up line didn't waste time in telling the other person to go to the doctor.
A Reasonable Fear
When someone wants to meet you in the middle of the night, you should play it safe like this guy. This guy didn't go there because he needed to get some sleep.
If you get a text message from a stranger on Tinder and they want you to meet at 3 am, just play it safe. Learn from others!
Double Standards?
If she can be biased about heights, he can be biased about super pretty girls. It is only fair, right?
After all, he must have heard it many times from girls who simply didn't want to date him because of his height. The same goes for men as they can't be biased about certain beauty standards.
Joke's On You
If you have been in the online dating world for some years, you get used to so many pick-up lines that you don't get taken down so easily. In fact, you become immune to some of the silly ones.
This lady wasn't having any of it and she was quite brutal about it. But at least the dude has a sense of humor to accept his defeat.
It Can Surprise Anyone
One wonders how that conversation went after that out of the blue surprise. It must have ended.
It can be hard to come up with a response after such a surprise, but we want to know what happened next. We hope the first person didn't ask for another surprise.
Really Bruh?
First of all, this is modern poetry at its absolute best. If you get to read poetry like this, sign us up for it without any delay. Secondly, the lady came up with a great response.
The guy tried to show how funny and creative he is, but only ended up making a fool of himself. The only kind of okay thing about him is that he took that insult like a champ.
He Said He Didn't Care
This one really cracked us up because he asked for it and he said that he didn't care.
If you look closely in the dark, you notice that there is nothing but total amusement. Well played!
Well Played!
When it comes to dating sites, it is best to use your own picture because people can ask silly questions to make fun of you.
This guy most probably wanted to impress others with his truck, but that didn't work as planned.
Time To Quit Online Dating
Why this guy ruined his own pick-up line. When she said "no", his reply should have been “would you like one?'
But he ruined it and we can hope that he learns from the mistake and quits online dating.
Amanda Knows What She Wants
We have to admit that Amanda is a girl with a great vision. She has a sick mind and we love it.
She knows what she wants and she's not afraid to let others know about it. Respect!
Those Expressions Though
So what was it about her picture that inspired this person to include a picture of food in their message? Was he trying to guess that she loves vegetables?
We don't need to explain this one because we are sure people understood the hidden messages in it.
That's A Priceless Response
There is nothing wrong with asking another man to have fun with you, but it is best to clear out a few things first.
This man with a funny face knew how to clear up things first and we have to admit that he won the internet with that response.
Is That Consuela from Family Guy?
Why do we feel that the person responding to that guy's messages is Consuela De La Morrela, a Mexican cleaning maid in Family Guy? If you don't know who Consuela is, we urge you to check her videos on YouTube. You'll get why we are saying this person is her.
By the way, the message "bye bye meester white boy" got us laughing so hard. It is a pretty good way to get someone to stop texting you.
Andrew Didn't See That Coming
We have to admit that it is pretty funny. It is because sometimes the plain truth is flat out more hilarious than anything else.
One wonders what made Andrew think a crappy line like that would work. Use your head Andrew instead of your...you know what we are trying to tell you.
This Is The Best One
If science and logic didn't convince that person, then we don't know what will. After all, it all went smoothly on both sides.
We really loved the "so enough to break the ice" message because that is really smart. Well played and we have mad respect for you!
That's A Crappy Cover Up
So let us try to understand it: his friend used his phone and texted? That doesn't seem like a good cover-up at all.
But we must give credit where it is due because he did admit to getting burned by her response.
Can We Steal The Line?
We can't believe how people can still use this stupid pick-up line, but then again we kind of love it as well.
When the second person said they dug their way up from hell, the first person should have said "so that's why you're so hot." That was the first person's only shot to redemption and they blew it.
Not A Match Made In Heaven
He could've gone with a cheesy line like "Do I know you? It is because you do look a lot like my next girlfriend." But no, he had to go with a tried-and-failed line that hardly works.
One wonders how many times he tried this pick-up line before realizing that it is not going to work.
Made For Each Other
We showed you about a match not made in heaven, but this one seems like a couple that is perfect for each other.
They know how to come up with a response that is equally cute and witty. But the real question is that did she really want his "dog"?
“How Bout That?”
This guy wanted to show the lady how much he wanted her to sit on his face and he thought he had covered every "ground."
But the lady knew that there was one ground that he had not covered - no pun intended - and that was the actual ground.
Lol Burn!!!
In the first message, the guy is doing great and it seems like the lady likes him as well. But in the second message, he cannot hide any longer and reveals that he is actually a total creep.
We loved how the lady responded to such a message. He thought she must be ready for it because she told him that he is charming.
Hey Man, Just Feel The Burn
This is pure gold. Although she took some time to get back to him, it was worth the wait. He must be sending this message to anyone that matched with him on Tinder in hopes of getting some action.
But he didn't know that there was one smart person with a response that will make him apply some soothing ointment for the burn.
A Savage Response
If you want to laugh out loud on the reply, you can do it without holding it back. After all, you don't get to see such a savage response more often.
Well, you know they say that the captain always goes down on the ship…or something like that.
Jail-bait?
The reason why we used jailbait at the title of this one is that it is slang for a person who is actually younger than the age of consent but appears to be older just to become more attractive to a person above the age of consent.
So, it is clear that this person didn't want to take any risk whatsoever. He just came up with a perfect response just to make sure that he doesn't hurt her feelings a lot.
Crush and Burn
We are going to ignore the fact that it took him about 7 hours to come up with "Ooooh sick burn" because we know for sure that he tried his best to come up with a better response.
The girl could have also responded with "your couch could support a family?" But there was no need for it as her first response already did enough damage.
OOHHHH Shots Fired
This so freaking hilarious that it can make some people lose their senses. It is so harsh and blunt that it can even make some people stop using their online dating accounts.
The way she came up with that response makes us wonder if he actually does have a big nose like Pinocchio or not.
The Dad Jokes Game
First of all, we don't want to get into how he replied with "your hot" because we don't have enough time to get into it.
But we are just going to say that the use of "your hot" would have been a deal-breaker for a lot of people.
What? Is That A Pick-Up Line?
Hey, even if it is not a pick-up line, why do we feel that this is weirdly cute? We are sorry but we loved it.
After all, those unruly avocados really need to be disciplined. We lost it at the disobedient avocado...LOL.
Please Don't Be Lazy
As the lady's profile picture said she's a musicologist, he wanted to strike a conversation. Although there is nothing wrong with sending a Wikipedia link to answer the question, there's nothing wrong with being a little polite as well.
But bonus points for him for sending a legit link for improving conversational skills! He had to Google the link just for a comeback, so why didn't he Google what a musicologist is.
Punctuation Matters
Rule No 134 of Online Dating: Always proofread your messages to correct any spelling or punctuation mistakes.
We have to admit that this lady's wit is probably sexier than she is. What she said is pure gold.
The Female Version of Sheldon
We know that this person came up with a perfect response to change the topic that involves three golden words, but was there any other way to do it.
By the way, we can expect a response like that only from Sheldon or Sherlock.
Busted!
So this guy was sending the same pick-up line to so many girls that eventually he got caught and it was super embarrassing for him.
Here’s a little idea for him. He can try to convince them that dating both of them at the same time would be a good idea. Who knows, it might work.
We're Lovin It
This guy wanted to know what he had to do to the other person. So, the other person was like "okay, shut up, and feed me."
To some people, it may seem like a good deal. Get a McDouble to the house and in return have some fun.
That's Harsh
Imagine being this guy. He went through the trouble of copying the poem and sending it to her only to get such a burn.
We have another one for you. Guy: Hey there. Are you Google because you are everything I’m searching for? Girl: Are you my search history because I want to delete you from my life forever.
Another Intellectual Burn!
We called it an intellectual burn, but it doesn't even deserve to be in that category because this guy is plain stupid. A baby has over 300 bones at birth and some of them fuse over time.
We have no idea what this guy was reading and what's up with such a cheap pick-up line. Grow up man, it will not work.
Have Any Question To Ask?
So when this person asked "are you single?" and got a response, "No, I'm plural," it was high time for him to get an idea that the other person wasn't interested.
So he gave it another shot and got shot down with a savage response.
Ouch That Must Have Hurt A Lot
A stage in your life comes when you try and take a lot of time to be creative with your pick-up lines, but all of it goes in vain when the other person calls you desperate.
When you are considered to be desperate by an unknown person on the internet, it is time to walk out of the online dating world.
Someone Teach Him Science Please
Given the fact that the sun does nothing and the earth goes around it, we feel that his pick-up line is as crappy as it can get.
Thankfully, the girl was kind enough to tell him that he is not that hot enough to be called the sun. We just hope he stops using such cheesy lines in the future.
That's Called A Self Burn
This guy thinks he is smooth with the ladies and now that we have seen it with our eyes, we fully agree with him. He is on another level.
If you are thinking about why he did it to himself, we feel that it can happen when you try to overthink.
Stalker Alert
If you ever thought stalking could never be a cute thing, you were 100% correct because it is super creepy.
This guy thought he could look cute with such a cheesy and creepy pick-up line, but that girl simply said no without any delay whatsoever. That’s the way you deal with them.
A Funny and Not A Mean Response
It really baffles us how rude and forward some people can be with others. Most of us don't want to offend others and here some people asking such questions without any hesitation whatsoever.
Maybe it is because they know there are no consequences to what they say or do online. What do you think about it?
Food Comes First
We can understand how the other person was trying to take the conversation in the other direction, but we got to say that the response is super hilarious.
After all, food is on top of the chain and you can't argue with that. Or can you? Let us know your thoughts on this one.