7. Bringing A Book To The Beach And Not Reading It
If you really think you are going to read the book that you threw in your beach bag, you are wrong. You will most likely spend your time tanning, in the water, or on your phone.
Leave the book at home and save space for snacks, water, and extra sunscreen. Those are more important than throwing in a book that will never be touched but will get wet and sandy.
8. Sitting In Your Towel After The Shower For Too Long
You get out of the shower, put on your towel, and sit on your bed. Somehow, an hour goes by and you are still sitting in your towel.
You might be playing on your phone or just staring at the ceiling, and for some reason, the time you sit at your towel goes by faster than standard time.
9. Using Songs To Measure Distance
When you go to the gym or go running outside and you use songs to measure distance. Even when you are driving, you can measure how far something is by measuring the distance.
"How far is your drive to work?" "It's about 5 songs." It makes no sense to other people, but to you, it is clear as day.
10. Feeling Relief When You Come Home To An Empty Hour After Work
It is not that you don't love your family or friends, but sometimes it is nice to have a few moments alone every day. It is nice to be able to get first dibs on the snacks or to pick what you watch on TV.
You might even just sit and enjoy the peace and quiet because you have been surrounded by people at work all day and you just want a moment to yourself.
11. Lying To Your Doctor About Your Alcohol Consumption
"Yeah I only have one or two beers a month, tops." Your doctor knows you're lying, you know you're lying, so what's the point. If you only have one or two drinks a month, it seems rather suspicious.
Be honest with your doctors, and when all else fails, get better at lying. One drink a week sounds more probable than one a month.
12. Accidentally Sending A Screenshot Of The Messages To The Person You Are Talking About
Have you ever texted someone and then screenshotted the conversation to send to someone else? But instead of sending it to another person you send the screenshot back to the person you were originally texting.
There is no way to pretend like you weren't going to start talking about that person behind their back. It is extremely awkward and you should just own up to it at that point.